Paris Hilton Blog

Paris Hilton’s newst reality TV show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF began on MTV and will include her latest single My BFF. From what we understand, the song, the show, it all sums up to BFF meaning Big Fucking Fail. It’s full of lame, cliche lyrics and by the sounds of it, the same ’singer’ sings for Heidi Montag. Hear it for yourself, it’s deafening. On the more erotic side of things, we saw Paris out shopping wearing a sexy short dress and super long, tan legs that could stop a man clear in his tracks!

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OK, kidding! Quite the the contrary actually. Scarlett Johansson and hunky man Ryan Reynolds have ringed their fingers. It was a tiny wedding with only a few of their best friends attending. It was held in the remote forest outside of BC, Canada apparently. I’m hoping the two get nude and make a smoking hot wild celebrity sex honeymoon movie ala Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee! My fingers are definitely crossed!

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It was quite a few days before national ‘Coming Out’ day, but Lindsay Lohan wowed fans not that she was coming out, but by the way it was done. I mean, everyone’s pretty much known she’s a lesbian, but has never fessed up to it directly. Instead of selling her info to a tabloid or E! she actually busted out with the question openly, directly and without haste on a Los Angeles radio show when asked how long she had been seeing DJ Samantha Ronson. Celeb lesbians are sexy! Heck, any lezzies are nice, particularly when they’re Lilo!

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Totally hot, and aging like a fine wine celeb Katie Price posed for some very erotic photos for the launch of her perfume "Besotted". First off, what the heck kind of a word is "besotted" anyway? There’s got to be a whole 19 people in the universe who didn’t have to Yahoo! it to learn the meaning. Now that I know it means something good I’d like to take this time to say that Katie Price and her long celeb legs have me absolutely besotted. I’m going to use that word all week when I talk about all the raunchy sexual acts I’d like to do to Katie. Got it?

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The Hills actress Heidi Montag had her 22nd birthday the other day. To celebrate BF Spencer Pratt took her shopping for mad gold followed by an equally staged picnic at the park. I’m really digging both of them showing off their Jesus blingage, makes me want to pinch their cheeks and pray for a sex video. In fact, these pics smell so badly of attention whoreness that I wouldn’t put it past them if there was full set lighting there. Celebs in desperate need of publicity look no further, tell the paps there’s some quick money to be made and then free publicity follows. I’ll wait for the sex video of these too.

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A wild Mischa Barton is so tired of going to charity events like the Fashion for Relief show she  had just attended in lower London that she needs to get totally drunk beforehand.  You’d imagine  that whoever they are raising cash for would like their star celebs  to be at least somewhat coherent.  Nevertheless a totally  plastered Mischa had a much enjoyed tit slip that you’d miss if you blinked your eyes.  Our  photog’s cams never miss a beat, and that’s a good thing because now Mischa Barton’s bipples  are public enjoyment.  Can a brotha get a sex scandal next or something?

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Toying with her golden colored mane, working those legs like she were on the catwalk herself and small talking with her mysteriously masked escort, Pamela Anderson was a gem in the rough as always.

The superstar showed up at UK designer Vivienne Westwood’s much lauded show which boasted a celebrity encrusted audience and lavish reception the other evening but it was Pam Anderson’s cleavage that stole the show of course.  But honestly, what is going on with the weird masked guy?  Who was that mysterious dude?  Maybe there will be some sort of a sick celebrity sex tape with Pamela and the masked man.  We’ll soon see.

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Victoria’s Secret just got even better… if that’s possible! Marisa Miller is the next Victoria’s Secret’s angel, as it was announced by the British company last night. Regarding having been chosen as the face and body of VS, Marisa told People Magazine: "It’s like a dream come true. I’m so excited."

She thinks she’s stoked? I AM! I just can’t wait until the next Victoria’s Secret’s lingerie show… I may have to mortgage my house, car and dog, but there’s no force on this planet that will keep me from enjoying Marisa Miller in lingerie a few inches from my face! I bet she will make the hottest angel ever!

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Is Alicia Keys dating a married man? This is going to get interesting! The talented singer is rumored to be banging a married music executive called Swizz Beatz (I wonder if he actually has a single drop of Swiss blood in his veins). Granted, the guy is in the middle of a divorce, but until the judge says otherwise, that dude is taken!

By the way, Alicia Keys was the one that caused said divorce. She threw a huge party for the guy’s birthday, and announced publicly that he was her "boo". The next morning, the wife filed for divorce… can you blame her?

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Living next to the Olsen Twins may not be as good as it seems. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have been labeled as "disruptive, intrusive and totally disrespectful" by their closest neighbors. The 22 year old girls have apparently caused chaos in the otherwise quiet neighborhood where they reside by continuously having loud music, and by keeping a heavy security operative round the clock, with two giant GMC Denali SUVs parked outside their home every night. I agree that it’s gotta get annoying, but in trade, these complaining neighbors get to look at the hot little blondes every day, wearing their skimpiest outfits!

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